Happy Birthday: Dolph Lundgren Edition

We at Bulletproof Action are very excited for Mr. Lundgren and his birthday so we thought that we’d extend an invitation to the man himself to come out for a “surprise” party. He had no clue what he was in for.

These are the events that followed:

Chad: “Hey Dolph, could you come by later and help us, uh,  fix the washing machine?”

Dolph: “Of course Chad, I would love to do that!”

Chad: “Great, you can bring a friend if you like…you know, to help with the washing machine and all.”

Dolph: “Super, I’ll text Grace!”

Dolph via text: wha u doin? wanna drop by chads and help me fix some appliances??? lol

Grace via text: sounds coo! can you give me a ride?

Dolph via text: b there in 5

Dolph and Grace headed to my place, neither of them had any idea that a surprise party awaited them.

It was the coolest surprise ever! Dolph nearly shat himself from all of the excitement! Grace fell out a window from all of the shouting but she’s ok. Dolph couldn’t believe how many presents he had.

Dolph: “You guys are the best! I can’t believe you did this for me!”

Chad: “You would do the same for us. Here, sit down and open this present first. Brain sent this over, he thought you would like it.”

Dolph: “Holy cow guys, a necklace full of ears! The perfect gift!!”

Chad: “Wait till you see this cake, hey Steven, can you bring it out?”

Dolph: “You guys are the best friends an action movie star could ever ask for! Now, where’s that washing machine?”

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So that was Dolph’s birthday party. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It was pretty awesome! Maybe next year you guys can make it out, just don’t tell Dolph, cause it’s a surprise.

*DISCLAIMER: None of this actually happened. Happy Birthday Dolph!