Damsels: Jessica Alba – Sin City

Jessica Alba is one of my most absolute favorite hotties in Tinsel Town. She brings it all; a smokin’ hot bod, a really tight frame, and uh…well, she’s insanely hot folks! From her start on the Dark Angel show that didn’t star Dolph Lundgren to her getting pregnant and scaring men everywhere that she’d “let herself go”, she has continued to impress me with her “talents” for years now.

Nancy Callahan has had a rather rough life. She was abducted while only a small girl and almost killed (and worse) but she was saved by John McClane. He almost arrived too late and she was nearly forced to hang out with Nick Stahl and God only knows how awful that must have been. Unfortunately for Bruce Willis, he was framed and sent to the slammer allowing for adequate time in which Nancy could turn super hot, become a stripper, and get all sexy for Bruce upon his release. The world works in mysterious ways.

Here’s a creepy untouched paparazzi photo to prove my point that Jessica doesn’t need photoshop to make her look amazing.