Damsels: Briana Evigan – Stash House
Every once in while I find myself too deep into a movie to cut my losses and stop. I’ll often just suck it up and find something of value in the film that I can write about. Well, while watching the 2012 film Stash House, I ran into this problem like a drunk driver runs into a mailbox and instead of reaching for the remote on my Netlix player I reached for my phone and quickly ran an internet search for the female star of the film named Briana Evigan. Thank God for that WiFi connection.
Bri, as I’ve come to call her, plays young Amy Nash. She was recently surprised by her dumb husband David (he’s not dumb for marrying her, that’s for sure) with a new massive house that for some reason gets foreclosed on and is totally weird as hell inside. It isn’t long before a couple of shady characters show up flashing guns at them and they find that they’re in a home currently occupied by a whole bunch of heroin.
Unfortunately, I was cheated out of the gratuitous nude scene that I had been praying for since the first moment Evigan appeared onscreen but she does turn out to kick way more ass than her pansy husband who just runs around getting shot the whole movie. I was so enamored with the lovely Briana that I could almost watch all of the Step Up movies that she’s appeared in. She’s most definitely one actress that I’ll be keeping an eye. Welcome to the site Briana!
This shot is about 20 minutes of the movie….they should have called it “Hiding Around Corners”.
