Shark Bait: The Ladies of 3-Headed Shark Attack
Art can take many forms. For every Mozart there is a Nelly. For every Picasso there is a color-by-numbers book waiting to be purchased in the magazine aisle at your local drug store. For every Cohen Brothers film there are a dozen Asylum Productions.
The ladies fighting for their lives against a mutant shark in 3-Headed Shark Attack go through a very important metamorphosis during the film. Most of them start the movie as just ordinary women with ordinary problems. They wear ordinary old clothes and talk about past relationships and missed dreams. But, by the end of the film they have taken a giant leap forward in character development… and they all end up in either bras or bikini tops.
Karrueche Tran, Dawn Hamil, Jena Sims, and Brianna Ferris provide 3-Headed Shark Attack with enough firmly formed bodies for any mutated shark to feed upon. They also provide the film with enough spank bank material for a platoon of soldiers for about a week and a half.
Jena Sims was my favorite.
Several times during the course of the film I had second thoughts. I questioned my ability to finish the movie before going insane. The first 10 minutes of the movie had a very acceptable amount of T & A but it slowed as the film moved along and my worries continued. By the time the final person was swallowed up by the 3 headed shark, my allegiances had changed from Sims to the very sexy Karrueche Tran. She was the toughest of all of the non-sharks and adorable as all get out.
