Spies, Undercover Babes, and Beautiful Moles
Warning: Post contains a butt.
In the sometimes confusing world of undercover cop and gang infiltration movies, it’s very important to know who you can and cannot trust. Especially if you’re planning on sharing more than just information with the person. *wink wink* Get the hint? I mean if you’re planning on sharing your bed with the other character then you want to be certain they’re not going to shoot you in the head when you bend over to take off your socks. I know that discovering my soon-to-be lover was actually a double agent or a mole was always one of the top 3 worries I had before I finally “tied the knot”. I mean, what can be worse than finding out your recent sexual conquest, and potential love is actually a spy like Keri Russell in The Americans?
Okay, I guess there are far worse things than spy Keri in your bed….
What I’m trying to say is that it’s of the utmost importance for members of the security community, law enforcement, and bad guys wearing suits to visually inspect every beautiful woman in the organization to make sure they are who they say they are.
Enter Roselyn Sanchez.
It wasn’t until they discovered her secret and confronted her that she finally revealed her breast and the tiny badge attached to her bra-strap. If Chris Tucker hadn’t been so busy counting his money and Jackie Chan hadn’t been so old they would have both gotten excited about that. The Rush Hour series was never good about introducing characters with unpredictable motives but they never missed an opportunity to show some cleavage.
Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez also got into the action in the 2013 film Parker. Jason Statham was extra smart in this one. Yeah, he was easily discovered by JLo to not be the person that he pretended to be (he was wearing a cowboy hat for God’s sake) but when he found out that she knew he made an effort to inspect her very closely to ensure that she wasn’t wearing any wires.
It’s probably the best scene in the movie. Unless she had some sound equipment in the seat of her underpants JLo wasn’t hiding anything except for that amazing body underneath that hideous brown dress.
The mother of all undercover/wearing a wire scenes comes from my beloved Swordfish. Yes, it’s Halle Berry wearing a wire and little else…
If I have to tell you why this is sexy then you’re either an alien living a secret life here on Earth or you’ve somehow lost your eyesight and are having this clip described to you by someone using a foreign language. The remarkable thing about that movie is that this isn’t even the sexiest scene involving Ms. Berry! I would also like to acknowlage that there a scene where Wolverine hacks into a government agency site while having his dong toung-a-fied. And, he finishes in like 60 seconds! She must also have had a mutant power.
