It’s Good to be Bad: Batman’s Sexiest Villains
No matter how sheltered or messed up a life Bruce Wayne has had, he has certainly managed to plow through a slew of gorgeous villains over the years. I’m not even talking about the list he’s gone through in the comics either, I’m merely sticking to the film versions of the character and there is still a nice collection of tail that The Caped Crusader has been intimate with.
Catwoman was part Michelle Pfeiffer and part “strange cat lady”. I can’t really explain how or why she became Catwoman in that movie other than point to Christopher Walken, blame him, and then show you this really sexy gif of her cleaning herself.
We all know cats are the sexiest of all house animals (amirite?) and Michelle Pfeiffer pulled off the lazy function of the cat just as well, albeit in lustful style.
But let’s move on for a bit. Following the Michael Keaton years where Batman walked around like he had a cervical spine immobilizer under his Batsuit, Val Kilmer’s Dark Knight found himself smack dab in the middle of a sexy conundrum: Sugar or Spice?
Sure, Bats didn’t boink either of the two but he certainly could have.
Next up for The World’s Greatest Detective was Poison Ivy. A lady who had the type of pheromones that LITERALLY made Robin jizz in his pants.
George Clooney tried his best to keep away from her but it was only from sheer luck and a strange late 90’s fascination with Brad Pitt that he survived.
Let’s fast forward a bit to the new era of Batman films. There was Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman.
And Marion Cotillard as Talia al Ghul.
Both of them were lovely but no matter how much I searched online, I still couldn’t find a picture of them licking Batman’s face. Times sure are changing…even for Batman.
Who is your favorite Batman Bad Girl?
