Tough Chicks: Sofia Pernas – Age of the Dragons
It feels like it’s been a long time since I’ve written a post featuring one a my new favorite action ladies and I’m happy to say that I’ve found one that is absolutely stunning and while still being totally kickass. Her name is Sofia Pernas and I think I may be in love… again.
Pernas is so sexy that she almost makes you not notice how much Danny Glover is overacting in this movie. If you haven’t seen Age of Dragons, or Curse of the Dragon as it was called when I picked it out, you’ll be happy to know that there is an awful lot of Sofia Pernas’s character as Danny Glover was only on set for a handful of days and Pernas and actor Corey Sevier carry most of the film. Pernas plays the adopted daughter of Glover and the right hand to the BPA Hall of Famer. She recruits Corey Sevier and his boy-toy to join the crew of Glover’s dragon-killing device on wheels. Pernas is far too hot to have existed in whatever year this is supposed to have taken place. Hell, if she had stepped foot in ancient Troy they would have kicked Helen’s ass to the curb in a hurry.
This picture is her deep in thought. I sometimes get real deep in thought too but it’s usually hard to think with the bathroom fan on. Either way, Pernas and her crew of Moby Dick wannabes cruise around the land looking for dragons to slaughter so they can suck the fire breathing fluid out of their throats and sell that shit to people like common street peddlers. What the entire movie ends up being is a quest for Danny Glover’s Ahab to get all of his people killed by dragons in various ways.
Sofia gets stuck paling around with the two jabronies above and the cold weather force her to wear this stylish jacket but there is no hiding from my wandering eyes. We are offered one brief look at the literal backside of Pernas…
..but her most important role in the film is to be the glue that holds the crew together as they limp along looking for dragons while Danny Glover hid out in his room.
You’ll also notice that the header picture for this article is the picture with the maximum amount of cleavage that I could find. I’m very proud of my work sometimes.