Women of Action: Eva Green – Casino Royale
It has seemed like Eva Green has been in an awful lot of movies and television shows over the past decade but she only has 21 credits listed under her name. That is still pretty good but she’s not anywhere close to the level that action stars like Danny Trejo or Steven Seagal is on. Hell, Danny Trejo has been on two different commercials since I flipped the TV on to watch my stories tonight! But what Danny Trejo and Steven Seagal have done with their careers, essentially becoming poster boys for the action genre, pales in comparison to the amount of times that I have fantasized about Eva Green snuggling with me in the nude. And when I see Eva in my boner dreams, she’s normally wearing something like this….
One of the things that Eva Green’s turn as Vesper Lynd did in Casino Royale was to make all the screaming/crying fans of James Bond stop their whining about his blonde hair. She did this in ways in which women have been distracting powerful men for 10 MILLION years… the sex me walk.
James Bond had his balls destroyed in one of the more brutal torture scenes in recent memory and was, moments later, giving Vesper Lynd the type of rodgering that only a British Spy could give. The kind that often times ends when one of the participants wakes up alone in the bed, smiles, and then walks bow-legged to the bathroom. As if I couldn’t envy 007 any more, he had to go and do something like that! It seems that Mr. Bond and I have more in common than just our great looks, charming personality, and adrenaline-seeking careers, because we’re both just two men with big appetites for booty.
By the way, I totally would forgive Eva if she laid with me, backstabbed me to get money for her husband, then put me in a position where I could be killed. Those things happen to me all the time. Not all at once, but 2009-2010 was one hell of a time and I’d burn down rain forests to get a little Green.
