Bullet Points: Jiu Jitsu (2020)

Chris The Brain

Life long movie fanatic. Former pro wrestling announcer. Co-founder of Bulletproof Action. Follow The Brain on Twitter @ChrisTheBrain74

5 Responses

  1. Beaterino says:

    I think ive never heard a more Braindead Plot, Story or Characters.

  2. Glenn says:

    It was so bad I did not finish watching it.

  3. basmentdweller says:

    What I just read was no review. It’s a synopsis that makes this sound like it’s pretty good. It’s not.
    This belongs in the Super’b’ category of films. Before you watch this make sure you read the mini bio of director and screenwriter Dimitris Logothetis on imdb (written by his brother I assume) and your enjoyment of this movie will increase tenfold. Also I would pay a few bucks for a version without the godawful music. It’s not that it is atrocious per se – it sounds like royalty free stock music with cheap synth instruments – it’s how it’s so intrusive that it constantly pulls you out of any organically occuring moments of settling into the action and being drawn in. It’s comical in how it’s the equivalent of a laugh track, by playing suspence and thrill type crescendos constantly when there is none to be had on screen. Whoever called the shots on the music needs to go sit in a corner and be ashamed. This whole movie plays like a demo reel for the action choreographer and some of the actors/stunt men and women. The director/screenwriter needs to find another business as this is so inept at telling the simplest of stories (it’s a Predator ripoff) I can only imagine it’s some sort of a tax write off. It’s a shame as some thought has one into the action stuff, but it’s stupid. I laughed a lot though so it still has value, but it’s not “The Room” levels of so bad it’s good.

  4. Sunny says:

    I had no idea this movie would be so bad. I thought it would be a Rocky-type, “get defeated, train, adversity and win” type of formula. As soon as I saw aliens and magic. I knew this was a grade A dude. Acting: HORRIBLE-F; Action: B (some passable fight sequences, but nothing to write home about). If you have nothing, NOTHING, NOTHING else to watch, give it a go. I would recommend something like re-watching the Raid series or even Mile 22 over this.

  5. Charles Brogan says:

    it’s like they made it up as they went along. The dialogue makes no sense. The peripheral characters still have difficulty figuring out he’s lost his memory, even after its been mentioned 20 or 30 times. The main actor has no acting skills whatsoever. He has one expression on his face which I can only describe as “kinda stupid”. I assume that the only expression he has, so they just went with it.

    I thought this might be a “so bad its funny” type of movie, but it’s honestly just one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

    I have read 2 “professional” reviews of this movie and they both agree is a fun, exciting action packed adventure. They must have been paid to say that. This movie appears to have been made by a 12 year old, first time writer / director, who doesn’t speak English and has never seen a movie before.

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