Election Day Special

With Election Day right around the corner here in the United States, it falls upon us here at Bulletproof Action to educate you on your options for the Senatorial seat in Hollywood. We know that there are 100 seats currently but the U.S. Government has decided that starting this year, 2014, there will be an added seat to remain in custody of the city of Los Angeles, specifically Hollywood, from now until the end of time; or until they see fit to change.

So you see, much like in real life, you’re given a choice between two horrible candidates to vote for. On one side we have an egotistical maniac who has ambitions for the Presidency and doesn’t care who he has to kill or what laws he must break in order to get it. On the other side, we have a man who has made killing a part of his routine; killing that includes women and children to be specific.

Aaron McComb is a Senator who has nothing on his mind but getting to the office of the Presidency. He believes that the amount of money he has will decide whether or not he wins the election. Killing and controlling is his operating procedure. You may remember McComb from the Jean Claude Van Damme film Timecop where he sent people back in time to make himself rich for a future run at the Presidency. His plan didn’t go too well (as most evil plans don’t) cause in the end he was pretty much turned into a blob of goo when he came in contact with is past self. Now McComb is back and ready to be your Senator once again.

Vernon Trent is a Senator who came to be after ordering a hit on the residing Senator and then taking his place. Trent talks about getting the streets clear of firearms but then hires a group of thugs to kill a police officer and his family. Trent has managed to make it to this place in life using bravado, money, and the threat of force. For Trent though, one pissed off Steven Seagal shows up and puts Trent in his place. In the end, Trent does everything but poop in his bath robe when confronted and we’re offered a great look into what he’s really made of. Vernon’s back now and ready to be YOUR Hollywood Senator!

There you have it. The choice is yours as to who will be Senator of Hollywood. As you can see, each candidate holds his own merits and brings with him his own vices. When you go to the ballots this November, choose the man best for not only the city but also the country.