Tough Chicks: Ellen Hollman – The Scorpion King 4
Ellen Hollman just became one of my new favorite actresses on planet Earth. I wish I was saying this because of her acting skills or her presence on screen but as a man I sometimes revert back to my primal instincts and Hollman’s performance in The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power had me pounding my chest and grunting like a Silverback Gorilla. While you most likely haven’t seen much of her work it is clear that she, herself, is a real piece of work and I would like to congratulate her on keeping her body in tip-top shape. I’m gonna go take a cold shower…
Hollman plays the absolutely beautiful Valina, daughter of the rightful king, and smokin’ hot blonde bombshell forced to team up with the “blackhole of charisma” that is Victor Webster’s Mathayus. It’s hard to believe that she is the new one to the franchise because she is far more likeable than Webster and he has been in at least one other Scorpion King movie. Let’s be honest, I only watched this flick because it had Lou Ferrigno, Roy Nelson, and MMA legend Royce Gracie in it but with a combined total of about 11 minutes on screen for the three of them, I was forced to find solace in my new found love for one Ellen Hollman. This is the type of movie that I would recommend to those who miss the days of Kevin Sorbo’s Hercules or Lucy Lawless’ Xena show. In fact, you’d probably be better off watching either one of those shows but neither show features Ellen Hollman so if you’re in to amazingly attractive blondes, then you will enjoy Scorpion King 4 at least a little bit.
Holy smokes….