Tough Chicks: Talisa Soto – Mortal Kombat

Having to keep fighting for Earth Realm against Out World over and over is the ultimate cock block. Liu Kang had one thing on his mind during the two Mortal Kombat features and it rhymed with shmussy. Sadly for Liu, his big date with Kitana kept getting interrupted by ninjas and giant assholes with four arms. Talk about a shitty day.

Talisa Soto has a couple dozen acting credits to her name but it was her double duty as Kitana in Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation that popped up thousands of gamer’s boners in an instant. Now let’s all take a moment to quietly thank Ms. Soto for her work….

Now Finish Her…but do it very slowly.