Schwing! These ladies of 1995 are PHAT!
In case you were wondering, I’m here to give you the 4-1-1 on all of the smokin’ hot Betty’s of the year 1995. That was a damn good year if I remember correctly. I was 12 years old and had a sweet bowl cut, struttin’ my way around the school saying things like “what’s crackalackin” and telling Yo Mama jokes that if said to your actual mother would make her very disappointed. Those were the good old days. You could wander around town without ID or cell phones, never worrying about being murdered or raped by some weirdo. Times have certainly changed. One thing that has stayed constant from two decades ago, however, is the amount of hotness that is being radiated from these ladies below. If they were able to drive a young Chad Cruise into a frenzy, then they definitely had to be all that and a bag of chips!
Bridgette Wilson – Mortal Kombat
It was this movie that taught me that I didn’t have telekinesis because I concentrated so hard on getting one of Sonya Blade’s boobs to pop out during one of her hand-stands that I nearly popped all the blood vessels in my eyes. It was no accident that the character Sonya Blade wore the clothes she did in the game and it was by no accident that Ms. Wilson was offered the role. Total babe.
Salma Hayek – Desperado
Salma Hayek is one lady I would love to play “Seven minutes in Heaven” with. I had to hide that VHS tape away not because of the graphic violence or the nudity in the film, but because I was hiding it from myself so that I wouldn’t watch it for a week straight and die of dehydration. Hayek continues to be one of my favorites to this day cause she’s got a body that just won’t quit!
Amy Jo Johnson – Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
I would murder Rita Repulsa and personally melt her in a barrel of acid if it meant I could sit next to Amy on the bleachers! The cuteness factor was turned way up on this one and while Salma Hayek had me thinking all sorts of adult things at 12 years old, Amy Jo Johnson brought be back down a bit and reminding me what being a gorgeous looking high schooler was all about; fighting disappearing monsters that no one else could see and taking orders from a giant floating head. The little things…
Diane Lane – Judge Dredd
This one might be kind of a surprise because she wasn’t flaunting her stuff out there like some Las Vegas showgirl hoochie mama but Diane Lane has been one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood for about 30 years. I mean, she turned Sylvester Stallone’s performance in Judge Dredd from “ick” to “ehh”. It blows my mind to know that she’s playing Superman’s mom in the newest DC film-verse. I’ll say it now, hottest superhero mom ever!
