Tough Chicks: Brigitte Kingsley – Summer Vale
The camera slowly pans down to what can best be described as a glorious pair of breasts. It pauses briefly as if it’s hovering where a nipple might exist hidden underneath her tank top. They call to me as if I’m in a dream.
There was no waking up from the dream that was Summer Vale, though. She exists in a series of films that highlight her remarkable ability to be scantily clad and to kill demons at the same time. It’s a trait that eHarmony knows jack shit about because I’ve never been matched up to a smokin’ hot demon slayer dressed in black lingerie.
The Dark Rising films following the exploits of the lovely Summer Vale take tremendous care to give the fans almost what they want. I can’t be the only one who was expecting a nude scene or two. Have I spent too much time watching late night Cinemax? Did the hours upon hours of watching Red Shoe Diaries and Hot Springs Hotel corrupt me beyond repair and….
Sorry, I thought she was about to take her top off. Damn… another close call.
Kingsley rules the screen as heroic Summer Vale. In fact, the worst part about Agency of Vengeance: Dark Rising is that there is a period of time where Summer is off screen and therefore not able to be her normal hypnotic self. Truth be told, I haven’t yet watched the other films in the series but that doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t. I mean, check out this poster. What is not to like about it?
