Chad Cruise

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MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!

I really hope that Mortal Kombat theme is slamming in your head right now. The 90’s were a most excellent time for me. I played video games, shot at shit with my BB gun, and generally...

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Bullet Points: Suicide Squad

I’m honestly surprised that WB/DC was willing to make a movie with the word “suicide” in it. With the culture that we live in, and how delicately people talk about the subject of suicide, I would...

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Bullet Points: The Hitman Agency

You may know me solely from the reviews I post on this site a few days a week but I would be lying if I said that I didn’t daydream about making my own film some...

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Bullet Points: Deep Blue Sea 2

I have never heard a single living person say that “we need a sequel to Deep Blue Sea!” But then again, I don’t get out much anymore so maybe people were screaming it at the top...

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Bullet Points: 24 Hours to Live

I was sold on this movie solely for the fact that Ethan Hawke and Rutger Hauer share the screen in a movie about revenge. I tend to like most movies that end up with one character...

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Women of Action: Melinda Clarke – Spawn

I’ve always found the 1997 Spawn feature film to be a very underrated comic book adaptation. It probably could have used a little more edge to it. It was rated R, but it wasn’t nearly “hard”...

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Bullet Points: Jailbreak

“It’s the Cambodian Raid!” That’s what I was led to believe when I slunk down in my comfy chair with a couple of cold brews as my companions. That is actually a pretty good motivator for...