Chad Cruise

Bullet Points: ROAR

Everyone in my family knows that I love movies. They especially know that I love movies with explosions, people getting stabbed by ninjas, and movies where entire families are at risk of being mauled by dozens...

1993 Was a Good Year for Babes

Not only did I get the Citizenship Award in the 4th grade, but 1993 A.D. was also an excellent year for action movies! The biggest action stars in history all had movies come out that year (Arnie,...

Bullet Points: Skiptrace

Jackie Chan has 136 acting credits listed under his IMDB.com page. For a man who has been in the business of action movies for as long as he has been, there was bound to be a few stinkers...

Bullet Points: Drop Zone

Wesley Snipes should totally stay away from planes. Synopsis: U.S. Marshal Pete Nessip (Wesley Snipes) is undercover onboard an airliner when a highjacking/kidnapping attempt causes his brother to be shot and sucked from the plane, splattering on...

Sex Symbols of 1977

  I haven’t been alive long enough to hang out with younger versions of 70’s icons like Marilyn Monroe or Cher but there are certainly tons and tons of hotties that are old enough to be...

My Favorite John Rambo Knockoffs

One of the most popular and most often replicated action star gimmicks is the war-veteran turned unlikely hero bit made famous by John Rambo. It was the role, way back in 1982, that solidified Sylvester Stallone as more...

The Many Loves of Spider-Man

The Marvel character Spider-Man ( you may have heard of him) is starting up his third major movie franchise soon and I started to think about how many attractive women the web-slinger has been shacking up...

Chad Cruise presents: The Hall of Shame

I had a completely different post planned for today but with the Christmas spirit nearly leaving my body prematurely due to my extremely hectic non-BPA related life, I thought it might be a good idea to...