What Not To Watch

What Not To Watch: American Kickboxer 1

Sometimes I feel bad about categorizing a movie as “What Not To Watch”, this is not one of those times. Who releases a movie and calls it American Kickboxer 1? The answer would be the post...

What Not To Watch: Cyborg Cop II

I think Jill Pierce said it best when she said “Everything you touch turns to sh*t!” to David Bradley in Cyborg Cop II. While other action stars are held in the highest regard on this site,...

What Not To Watch: Rollerball (2002)

Having never seen the original Rollerball from start to finish, I figured that made me the perfect candidate to watch and review a remake I heard some awful things about. I would not have the same...

What Not To Watch: Ninja Vengeance

It is not hyperbole when I say Ninja Vengeance may be the worst ninja movie in existence, but I’m going to try to point out some of the positives… One of a Kind: There are plenty...

What Not To Watch: Final Encounter

In this edition of What Not To Watch, I look at the movie Final Encounter, or For The Cause as it is also known, or Boring Piece of Crap as it should be known. At first...

What Not To Watch: Hammer Down

Last week when I talked about Reflex Action I mentioned how it was the new low in What Not To Watch history… now at the time I typed that, I knew the day would come where a...