Damsels: Erika Eleniak – Under Siege
Erika Eleniak and I spent a lot of time together when I was young. Not physically but I saw her “performance” in Chasers about 600 times and she played the ultimate damsel in distress in...
Damsels
Damsels: Natalie Portman – Leon: The Professional
For any man under the age of 23, Natalie Portman appeared suddenly and insanely hot while making the Star Wars prequels but for a guy my age she will always be that little girl from Léon:...
Damsels: Christy Chung – The Defender
The half-Chinese, half-Vietnamese actress who became one of the hottest Asian women on the planet in the late 90’s stars as Michelle Yeung; the girlfriend of a rich businessman who is being targeted by hired...
Damsels: Yvonne Strahovski – I, Frankenstein
HELLO THERE…. I feel sorry for Yvonne Strahovski. I suppose her career while doing the TV series Chuck looked pretty bright. The cancellation of that show must have hit her pretty hard and that would...
Damsels: The Ladies of Hell Comes to Frogtown
The ladies of Hell Comes to Frogtown are arguably of more importance to the film than the title character named Sam Hell. Mainly because they bring a bit of hotness and sexually explicit dancing where as...
Damsels: Jessica Alba – Sin City
Jessica Alba is one of my most absolute favorite hotties in Tinsel Town. She brings it all; a smokin’ hot bod, a really tight frame, and uh…well, she’s insanely hot folks! From her start on the...
Damsels: Catherine Zeta-Jones – The Mask of Zorro
Catherine Zeta-Jones plays the beautiful Elena. Daughter to the ill-intentioned Don Rafael Montero. What Elena doesn’t know is that her “father” abducted her when she as just a baby and raised her as his own. Her...
Damsels: Megan Fox – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
There are many reasons to have Megan Fox as our Damsel of the week. For one, she is very hot and will hopefully encourage people to click on this page. Two, she recently starred as April...
Damsels: Julianne Moore – Assassins
Damsels- Julianne Moore as Electra – Assassins (1995) Julianne Moore isn’t your typical big breasted, ignorant sounding, hair flipping, “come save me” damsel. In most of her movies she tends to play a woman who is...
Tough Chicks/Damsels: Lois Lane
Lois Lane is one of the best female characters in comic book history. She is strong willed, dependable, tough, and easy on the eyes. Her appearances throughout the history of Superman stories haven’t always been as...
