Women of Action

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Damsels: Lynn Collins – John Carter

John Carter has a ton of problems, too many for me to list here, but even with all of the issues it never lacks from having a blazin’ hot body on screen for most of the...

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Damsels: Maria Conchita Alonso

Maria Conchita Alonso, which is a name that I can’t say without my stereotypical Latino accent, is one of the first names that come to mind when I think of the beauties of the 1980’s. Her...

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Woman Crush Wednesday: Joanne Whalley

The beautiful Joanne Whalley was all the rage in the late 80’s and early 90’s. If you were to fast forward to the present you most likely would have expected her to be a massive star...

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Tough Chicks: Ming-na Wen

There’s a certain level of respect that I give to a woman who has been hot for as long as Ming-na Wen has been. Think about a beauty like Jennifer Aniston and you’ll know exactly what...

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Damsels: Elizabeth Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen is getting very good at being the new Damsel in Distress for action movies blowing up the box office. She has yet to find her one true star-making role (Scarlet Witch in Avengers: AofU...

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Bodacious Babes of 1985

1985 was a pretty damn good year. I turned 2, Ronald Reagan had his second inauguration as President of the United States, and Michael Dudikoff mass slaughtered some ninjas in Canon Films’ American Ninja. Those three...

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Damsels: Briana Evigan – Stash House

Every once in while I find myself too deep into a movie to cut my losses and stop. I’ll often just suck it up and find something of value in the film that I can write...

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Tough Chicks: Keira Knightley – King Arthur

I’ve had a crush on Keira Knightley since I first saw her in Love Actually. Yes, I have seen some non-action movies and have surprisingly enjoyed a few of them. In fact, I vividly remember seeing...

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Damsels: Erika Eleniak – Under Siege

  Erika Eleniak and I spent a lot of time together when I was young. Not physically but I saw her “performance” in Chasers about 600 times and she played the ultimate damsel in distress in...