Two Girls With Green Eyes
Who can blame the elderly David Lo Pan for wanting to marry two beautiful women. It seems like the perfect situation for any man, especially one who is looking to turn from his ghostly immortal self...
Women of Action
Badass Pirate Babes of Black Sails
I watch a shitload of action movies. You may have come to that conclusion based on the amount of movies that I have reviewed on this site since its inception. The one thing that I sometimes...
Tough Chicks: Lena Headey – 300
If you run a fine-toothed comb through everything that happens in the 2006 film 300 then you’ll most certainly find some things worth griping over. Even Herodotus thought some of those scenes were a little overdone....
Women of Action: Petra Silander – Dark Web
The name Petra Silander meant nothing to me exactly 17 minutes before I saw the scene where her character was changing from her not-so-sexy clothes into something much more Lara Croft-like for the film Dark Web....
Damsels: Vanessa Marcil – The Rock
The Rock has so many great things going for it. It has an unbelievable cast led by Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, and John Spencer but there are so many notable action stars floating around...
It’s Good to be Bad: Batman’s Sexiest Villains
No matter how sheltered or messed up a life Bruce Wayne has had, he has certainly managed to plow through a slew of gorgeous villains over the years. I’m not even talking about the list he’s...
Damsels: Jennifer Connelly – The Rocketeer
With the unbelievable looks of a young Elizabeth Taylor, the lovely sounding voice of a Judy Garland, and the remarkably juicy breasts of a Cassandra Peterson, Jennifer Connelly’s character from The Rocketeer did more for the American...
The Wives of Immortan Joe
Whatever you may say about the man who ruled The Citadel, Immortan Joe had a keen eye for lovers. We meet the wives of Joe only as the heroic Furiosa drives them through the desert in...
1993 Was a Good Year for Babes
Not only did I get the Citizenship Award in the 4th grade, but 1993 A.D. was also an excellent year for action movies! The biggest action stars in history all had movies come out that year (Arnie,...
Sex Symbols of 1977
I haven’t been alive long enough to hang out with younger versions of 70’s icons like Marilyn Monroe or Cher but there are certainly tons and tons of hotties that are old enough to be...
