John Carpenter

Two Girls With Green Eyes

Who can blame the elderly David Lo Pan for wanting to marry two beautiful women. It seems like the perfect situation for any man, especially one who is looking to turn from his ghostly immortal self...

Bullet Points: Escape from L.A.

This shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to you but Escape from L.A. is a watered down turd of a movie. It steals so much from the original film in such an unnecessary and predictable...

Scene of the Week: All Outta Bubblegum

Later today the WWE will present WrestleMania 32 from AT&T Stadium in Dallas, Texas. The largest crowd to witness a professional wrestling event in North America is expected. On what should end up being a monumental day...

10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Thing

John Carpenter has to be one of the most underestimated directors alive. Maybe he’s not as underestimated as he once was but he’s definitely underappreciated. His work with Kurt Russell alone is crazy impressive and unlike many...

Hall of Fame: Snake Plissken

Chris The Brain and I spent a very little amount of time talking about who we would induct into the BPA Hall of Fame this year. Actually, it was a surprisingly easy discussion done via text....

The Essentials: Blood Sucking Vampire Movies

You won’t find any of that sissy Twilight bullshit or the boring existence of all those pretty-haired fairies in the Anne Rice novels, we only deal in ACTION here at Bulletproof Action so that’s exactly what...

Scene of the Week: They Live

When The Brain and I decided on a blueprint for the weekly postings for the site I knew right away that one of my Scene of the Weeks was going to be this brawl from the...